Mariano Rivera might have just broken the record for most photographers capturing a grown man playing in the dirt:

Yankees slugger Derek Jeter is an old-school type of player. He just broke Lou Gehrig’s hits record in Yankee Stadium to prove it.

Apparently Jeter is a little too old school, seeing how he disapproves of cell phones with cameras and all.

Maybe he’d change his mind if he had an iPhone that did this:

If you win the AL West, you receive permission to perform the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

The Dirty received a few photos of your American League West champs hanging out with their wangs out.

We guess winning the division a month ahead of schedule gives you time to grab random chicks’ tits when hanging out together. (At least, Mike Napoli took advantage of the situation)

Napoli, Jared Weaver, Lackey, and Adam Kennedy can also be seen below.

Rally Monkeys Unite!

Would you beat?

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Hunter's got his mind on the 2012 London Games. Watch out Phelps!

Torii Hunter put on goggles, got on the clubhouse floor and began doing the butterfly and backstroke in a puddle of beer and champagne.

Hunter and the Los Angeles Angels had plenty to celebrate Wednesday. They became the first team in the majors to clinch a playoff spot this season by winning their fourth AL West title in five years.

“I love it. I’m Michael Phelps,” Hunter bellowed, invoking the Olympic swimmer who won eight gold medals in Beijing. “This is what it’s all about.”

Now if you’re going to praise the total amazingness that is Michael Phelps, that’s one thing. He did something in the Beijing Games that no one else has done in history. If you’re going to claim that you yourself are Michael Phelps, you better be able to back up the fact that you’re pretty fucking awesome.

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