The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!
Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?
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Daaaa Baylor Bears
The Baylor football team has won just eight of its last 65 games on the road. Eight. Ocho. Snowman.
Succeeding eight out of 65 even sucks in baseball. That would equal a .123 batting average.
Not that anyone with any connection to Baylor would be able to do that kind of math. Jerry Hill, the editor of Baylor Insider, failed to do the simple math and follow the formula of what makes a coherent article or column.
“I love being at home,” he said. “But quite honestly, there’s something fun about going on the road and having everybody wanting you not to do well, and then having the opportunity to do well in those types of environments. To me, it’s very inspiring and very challenging. I like it, and our team will like it. We’re anxious and ready to get on the road and face the world.”
It’s been three days since the massacre that Ohio State endured and already so-called “Buckeye fans” have jumped on the “FIRE TRESSEL” Bandwagon through forums and blogs. If your team eats shit game after game after game and the only bowls you’re seeing on a regular basis are the ones you eat your cereal out of, then yeah, petition to fire the head coach.
But this is an elite program that has struggled with other elite programs as of late. That’s what happens when you’re one of the best. You play other great teams and by God, let the best team win.
To the posters on the following forums and blogs: GET OFF OF TRESSEL’s NUTS!
Snoop D-oh-double-g, Les Miles' home boy, probably got an invite to SlumberFest 08
Les Miles didn’t exactly pick out the Rolls Royce of air mattresses in anticipation of Hurricane Gustav.
End result? Miles roughed it out à la boyscout-summer-retreat-with-that-weird-chaperone-Dad style by sleeping on the cold hard floor.
“It deflated the entire time,” Miles said. “By the end of the night, I was laying flat on the floor. I didn’t sleep very much at all. The next night I said, ‘I’m done with that air mattress.’ I slept in my office.”
“All of our staff’s kids have just become great friends,” Miles added. “There’s no sleep curfew, and there’s a sleepover at all times.”
With such thrill and excitement of staying up late and telling scary stories, don’t expect LSU defensive end Tyson Jackson to end the late night fiestas and build an arc anytime soon.
“[He] said, ‘Listen, I’m not worth a dang at being a carpenter. I can’t drive nails through pieces of wood. The thing that I do best is play football, so let’s do that,’” Miles said of Jackson. “We took his lead.
Only Fitz would have this kind of luck.
Michael Fitzpatrick, the sports editor of The Red and Black — the student newspaper for the University of Georgia — voted Georgia No. 2 in the UWIRE preseason football poll and picked Ohio State No. 1 in the nation. This is a shocker for two reasons: one, he attends Georgia and two, he was virtually the only person in the Milky Way to place Georgia in any spot besides the No. 1 spot. OK, he wasn’t completely alone, but you get the point.
Now, we know Fitz very well. A little too well, actually. We love to give him a hard time and tease him about the fact that he’s attended seven different schools in as many years and that his hair looks like an animal sitting on his head at times. And now we’ve got a buddy (Adam from UWIRE) to help treat Fitz like a human punching bag.
UWIRE — the college version of the Associated Press — has jumped on the Fitz bandwagon to question why he does what he does. Listen closely to the conversation. The UWIRE host takes a few jabs at Fitz, implying that he won’t have any sexual relations with any females during his tenure at UGA, which will last two semesters so that he can keep alive his trend of being an educational whore/transient.
College football season is right around the corner and that means it’s time to get decked out in t-shirts that absolutely bash your school’s rival into submission. We started with our anti-ASU shirt but Shame-U has many, many more for the biggest rivalries in the nation. Many of them are downright hilarious.
What’s really funny, though, is that the best shirt doesn’t pertain to any team at all. Instead, it’s all about one certain long-legged ESPN reporter who is known around the blogosphere as simply EA. The Mr. Erin Andrews shirts were good, but Shame-U’s “Erin Andrews is a R.I.L.F.” is genius.
You can rock this shirt no matter who’s playing who and you’ll almost always be on the good side. Then when it’s basketball season, guess what? You can wear it some more. When you’re dreaming about EA being a R.I.L.F. at night — you know it — it’s your new nighty. You really can’t lose with this shirt. Unless you just don’t like hot women who happen to have amazing sports jobs.