Tom Brady going down took the majority of fantasy football players, bent them over and fucked them in the butt without lube. Most would say it felt like a splintery broomstick that was snapped in half.
Need more incentive to give up on fantasy football for the rest of the season? Watch this:

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With more twists than the 2005 BCS National Championship game itself — generally the last time the Manchild played football — this whole Vince Young Saga has gotten extremely bizarre.
Nashville ‘Po ‘Po spent four hours on Monday searching for Young after his family members urged Titans coach Jeff Fisher to call 911, citing concerns for [...]

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A barrage of text messages, followed by this:

This season feels different. For the first time in my lifetime, the debut of the NFL season feels eerie. The Patriots will not go 16-0, so it feels like everything but perfection is a failure.

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Sorta strange how the second largest city in the United States doesn’t have a team from the country’s most popular sport.
Even Buffalo, Jacksonville and Minnesota have NFL teams. Those three cities can’t even combine to reach LA’s 12.9 million people, let alone attract famous people.
But by 2009, the city of angels will ‘no doubt’ have [...]

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Chad Johnson is a very unique character, we know. But he’s also one of the most egotistical people on the face of the planet.
The Bengals wide receiver’s new official name is Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Yes, he changed his last name to his jersey number.
This guy has raced a throughbred horse, he’s worn a jacket [...]

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It’s hard for some to realize that the Madden football games are just that — video games. But some people take it way too seriously. Rappers Bow Wow and The Game are two perfect examples.
Rather than settling their differences by battling on the stage with a mic and a crowd, they’re going head to head [...]

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Brett Favre AND Jen Sterger? It’s the blockbuster of the century!
In an effort to boost the performance — and of course, ratings — of its game day performance, the New York Jets acquired lil’ miss sassy herself, Jen Sterger, along with one of the greatest signal callers of all time.
As evident by this edition of Would You [...]

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Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.
Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
Determined not to [...]

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