Tom Brady going down took the majority of fantasy football players, bent them over and fucked them in the butt without lube. Most would say it felt like a splintery broomstick that was snapped in half.
Need more incentive to give up on fantasy football for the rest of the season? Watch this:
Vince: You can run and cry for help, but you can't hide
With more twists than the 2005 BCS National Championship game itself — generally the last time the Manchild played football — this whole Vince Young Saga has gotten extremely bizarre.
Nashville ‘Po ‘Po spent four hours on Monday searching for Young after his family members urged Titans coach Jeff Fisher to call 911, citing concerns for Young’s “emotional well-being,” according to police.
Turned out, Young was straight chillin, (que the Coors Light commercial) watching football on TV, shots of Gena Lee, hanging with his friends . . . AND TWINS!
Now, Mama Young wants the big, bad Titan bullies (fans) to stop picking on her son:
Felicia Young said in Wednesday editions of The Tennessean that her son is tired of all of the negativity he’s faced after being booed during a 17-10 win Sunday over Jacksonville.
A barrage of text messages, followed by this:
This season feels different. For the first time in my lifetime, the debut of the NFL season feels eerie. The Patriots will not go 16-0, so it feels like everything but perfection is a failure.
Sorta strange how the second largest city in the United States doesn’t have a team from the country’s most popular sport.
Even Buffalo, Jacksonville and Minnesota have NFL teams. Those three cities can’t even combine to reach LA’s 12.9 million people, let alone attract famous people.
But by 2009, the city of angels will ‘no doubt’ have a professional football team, according to the Contra Costa times.
We’ve taken the liberty of coming up with a few names that are about as corny as the “you know you’re from [city] when” jokes:
Chad Johnson is a very unique character, we know. But he’s also one of the most egotistical people on the face of the planet.
The Bengals wide receiver’s new official name is Chad Javon Ocho Cinco. Yes, he changed his last name to his jersey number.
This guy has raced a throughbred horse, he’s worn a jacket that said, “FUTURE H.O.F. 20??” he’s sported a Dennis Rodman-esc mowhawk and he’s played with “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey. But changing his last name is the largest publicity stunt he’s ever pulled.
And he’s nuts for it. Here’s proof:
It’s hard for some to realize that the Madden football games are just that — video games. But some people take it way too seriously. Rappers Bow Wow and The Game are two perfect examples.
Rather than settling their differences by battling on the stage with a mic and a crowd, they’re going head to head by playing football against each other — Madden football. And on the line is $100 thousand. Yes, $100 grand over a fucking football video game.
