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Obama: The product of two fathers?

September 3rd, 2008 Trance No comments

This is completely un-sports related, but Americans need to be informed. According to Terry Moran from “Nightline,” the next president of the United States could be an inter-racial child of two men.

Weekend roundtable of love

July 5th, 2008 Reezy No comments

Wimbledon is very boring, and therefor, so is this weekend in sports. Here’s a free sample of the lack of activity:

  • Gilbert ‘takes one for the team’ financially, and suddenly, wants in on the Obama ticket. (Mr. Irrelevant)
  • Tyson Gay, the outstanding U.S. tracklete, was carted off the track, a la Paul Pierce circa 2008. (Fanhouse)
  • Everything is bigger in Texas… except for high school athlete’s testicles. (SbB)
  • Tampa Bay alters its baseball team… again. No devil, just penis. (SbB)
  • Here’s a babe for the weekend. (Uncoached)

Compared to his competition, Obama’s fresh to death

June 14th, 2008 Trance 1 comment

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, you’ve probably seen Barack Obama’s throwback jersey floating on multiple Web sites. For 60 bones, you can be as fresh as this senator once was when he rocked a ‘fro and beat his opponents to the rim with a fake right, and a quick jolt left.

Whether you want Obama to be our next president or not, he beats all other presendents and president hopefuls in sports coolness points already. Don’t believe me? Once you take a look at his competition, you’ll see the needle jump to the red on his freshness o’meter.

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