The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!
Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?
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It’s been three days since the massacre that Ohio State endured and already so-called “Buckeye fans” have jumped on the “FIRE TRESSEL” Bandwagon through forums and blogs. If your team eats shit game after game after game and the only bowls you’re seeing on a regular basis are the ones you eat your cereal out of, then yeah, petition to fire the head coach.
But this is an elite program that has struggled with other elite programs as of late. That’s what happens when you’re one of the best. You play other great teams and by God, let the best team win.
To the posters on the following forums and blogs: GET OFF OF TRESSEL’s NUTS!
. . . with the exception of yesterday’s most important match up, in what felt like yet another BCS National Championship game in the sense that:
In this modern day of technology, businesses and organizations continue to rely on old-school teleconferences, essentially leaving the gap open for pranksters who can figure out what line to dial into. Observe:
Any questions for Pete Carroll?
Pranker: Regarding the Pac-10, I was wondering what players in the conference are packing 10 in their shorts? Like who’s got the biggest . . .
Moderator: Cut him off, please.
Pranker: That’s a legitimate question.
Only Fitz would have this kind of luck.
Michael Fitzpatrick, the sports editor of The Red and Black — the student newspaper for the University of Georgia — voted Georgia No. 2 in the UWIRE preseason football poll and picked Ohio State No. 1 in the nation. This is a shocker for two reasons: one, he attends Georgia and two, he was virtually the only person in the Milky Way to place Georgia in any spot besides the No. 1 spot. OK, he wasn’t completely alone, but you get the point.
Now, we know Fitz very well. A little too well, actually. We love to give him a hard time and tease him about the fact that he’s attended seven different schools in as many years and that his hair looks like an animal sitting on his head at times. And now we’ve got a buddy (Adam from UWIRE) to help treat Fitz like a human punching bag.
UWIRE — the college version of the Associated Press — has jumped on the Fitz bandwagon to question why he does what he does. Listen closely to the conversation. The UWIRE host takes a few jabs at Fitz, implying that he won’t have any sexual relations with any females during his tenure at UGA, which will last two semesters so that he can keep alive his trend of being an educational whore/transient.
We love the Tempe12 girls; hands down, representing the Pac-10 as the nation’s hottest college girls. Sure, the calendar began here in Arizona, but with its growing popularity, the Tempe12 has expanded nationwide into the Big Ten conference. In today’s edition of “Would You Beat,” we’ve got a bitter rivalry on our hands between the Buckeyes and Wolverines.
TSC picks Ohio State (just for Ari because it’s his birthday). And you?
Props to Busted Coverage