Phelps probably wants her

For those of you who felt a little less manly when watching the women’s swimming events at the Olympics — it’s okay, most of them could probably kill you in an arm wrestling match.

Then there’s Stephanie Rice. She’s the Alicia Sacramone of the pool.

Rice, an Audtrailian, received her first-ever Olympic medal in Beijing, placing first in the 400m individual medley.

Would you beat?

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Stick to swimming and quit scaring the children, Phelpsey imposter.

At least she looks less ridiculous than Jason Kidd shooting a freethrow

And you thought eight gold metals was impressive: Try doing anything athletic at age 93.

Just a few weeks late from the Beijing hoopla and Michael Phelps Lovephest, the Great Depression Generation took on the greats to compete for the ultimate prize: a Gold metal.

Welcome to the Elderly Olympics, about as unintentionally hysterical as they sound.

About 50 residents in Agawam, Mass., (hometown, represent) from an assisted living community went head-to-head — err, wheelchair to wheelchair — in three timed shooting events.

“I’ve got a bum knee. I’m afraid I’d tip over,” said Peterson, who grew up in Ludlow with three brothers and a sister, playing basketball, football and baseball.

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but I think this one should be worth a thousand points.

It’s our first day back to school. Time to hit the books. We’ll look toward former Wildcat Amanda Beard for motivation.

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Noteworthy: The freshmen class of 2012 looks fine. Resist those 3 a.m. Papa Johns craves and you might still be hot come Thanksgiving.

Introducing a new Olympic sport: Bowling and wrestling, married together on one circular mat.

We don’t know what the caption says at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen but does it really matter? The blue team is clearly winning by at least three-and-a-half knuckles.

The wrestler on the red team is so glad the Olympics are over. That dude won’t shit right for two weeks.