I’m getting a drift that people are sick of the NBA. So let’s span the globe for other PM delights.

• Harsh words over the airwaves: “We’ve done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there’s a reason why we don’t want Adam Dunn.” (National Post).
• Derek Jeter, most overrated player, according to new SI poll? (NY Daily News)
• That’s Kinda Fucked Up: Flip Saunders on a Wheaties box (Cuzoogle.com)
• SI assembles a cute list of the toughest things to do in sports. Funny thing is, “shutting down Kobe” is second on the list. Paul Pierce defies SI. (SI.com)
• As a college student at a big-time sports school, I’m always intrigued by other schools’ methods of student sections and student ticket distribution. Penn State’s might be the worst I’ve ever heard. (Daily Collegian)
• Must See: As if the beer belly wasn’t cool enough… how about… the WINE RACK!!! (Beer Belly Cooler)

According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.

1. Create a diversion using the Celtics Dancers.

It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.

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