You may not be done crying over the fact that Tom Brady is out for the season, but he’s slipped into celebratory mode.
You read that correctly.
You see, Patriots Nation has just lost its starting quarterback but Giselle Bundchen Nation has just gained a partner for the Mattress Mambo for the rest of the fall and the entire winter.
Sources close to TSC say that after putting a Rubik’s Cube on the green today, Tiger Woods text messaged Tom Brady and told him it’s hammer time. While Tiger’s been rehabbing from a knee injury, he got his wifey pregnant. He suggested that Brady should do the same to his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Giselle Bundchen.
Tiger to Brady:
Sry bout ur knee man. But at least now U can get SACKED! Lolz. Let me kno when the baby shower iz.
Oh giggidy!
Looks like Tiger Woods took our advice.
When he announced he was going to take some time off to have surgery and rehab, we made a list of what he should do to occupy his time. No. 2 was “Make sweet, sweet love to his wife, Elin Nordegren, a former Swedish model.”
Woods announced yesterday through his Web site that his wife is pregos with their second child.
“Elin is feeling great and we are both thrilled,” Woods said. “While my injury has been disappointing and frustrating, it has allowed me to spend a lot of time watching Sam grow. I can’t begin to tell you how rewarding it is being a dad and spending time with her and Elin.
“The injury has been a blessing and a disappointment.“
That’s what we’d like to call a hole in one.
It’s no secret that diva Jessica Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo, are — you know — doing it. But apparently he’s been boinking her without his helmet on, if you know what we mean. Simpson was rumored to be pregnant with Romo’s baby. Well, either Romo’s or the mail man’s.
Turn’s out she’s not actually pregos, but they told the Romo family anyway. Whoops. But is it really that surprising? After all, this is the woman who asked if Chicken of the Sea was “chicken or is it tuna?” Maybe she is dumb enough to fail a pregnancy test by reading it wrong. But when she does get pregos for real, however, we’ve got some names for the ay bay bay:
