Palin could probably take Fitz on in a game of basketball

Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin is an educational whore, much like our friend and Red and Black sports editor Michael Fitzpatrick. Fitz has been to seven different schools in as many years, something that Palin nearly accomplished in college, when she attended six schools in six years.

This comparison has absolutely no relevance unless you think about luck of each individual:

• Fitz jumped from gymnastics beat writer at Arizona to sports editor at Georgia within a few months. If Palin is this lucky, she could jump from governor to VP in the same timeframe.
• Fitz was criticized on the national stage when he shocked the world with his preseason rankings by not putting his own school at No. 1, going against the entire Milky Way. Palin was criticized on the national stage when her 17-year-old daughter became pregos. Read more…

This is completely un-sports related, but Americans need to be informed. According to Terry Moran from “Nightline,” the next president of the United States could be an inter-racial child of two men.

Yesterday we brought to your attention the fact that presidential hopeful John McCain named Sarah Palin as his running mate and that Palin was a former hoopster.

Thanks to the Internet, which can pull out even the most intimate secrets about someone in seconds, a video of Palin — then as Sarah Heath — has come to surface, showing us her skills as a 1988 sports anchor. She was pretty hot then, too.

Eat her shorts, Ron Burgundy.

Robert Paxton, shown at right helping Sweet Sue get her drunk on with a mini keg, is your average college president. He only wants what’s best for the students of Iowa Central Community College, even as they get shitty on this July 4 at West Lake Okoboji.

Now, this wouldn’t be such a bad thing if Paxton was a student-president. It wouldn’t be that big of a deal if he was even in his late 20s or early 30s. But Paxton, 52, is your real-life Blue Palasky.

Paxton’s comeback? It was part of his personal life, not his college life.

“I take the kids out water-skiing, stop for a few minutes — and they’re not even kids,” Paxton said. “There was a 27- or 28-year-old on there, a 24-year-old on there, you know. It’s my own private life.”

Well guess what, Mr. Paxton Palasky? That means you’re old enough to be their father. Which is creepy and reminds us of a certain other president from the 1998 era.

God bless America.

Back in his glory as a pro wrestler, Hulk Hogan knew all about testosterone and how a man’s hormones can skyrocket once he gets in the ring.

His daughter, Brooke Hogan, seems to know all about the emotions of her own gender. And she thinks that even though men can be emotional, a woman isn’t stable enough to run our country.

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”

—Brooke Hogan, when asked who she’s voting for by a potential roommate on her series Brooke Knows Best.

Remember, she said it, not us.

From E! News.