All-American baseball, All-American tunes and All-American booze. Sounds like a sweet combo for a All-American Idol winner, doesn’t it?
Thanks to the in-depth research/stalking ability of our boy Dan at Red Sox Monster, we now know that this crazy chick is the one and only Kelly Clarkson — who proclaims “We’re at a Red Sox game!!! [...]

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Bust open the tissue box, here are some of my favorite Manny moments:
*que that sad Titanic-esque music*

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And you thought the whole Clippers-Sixers-Warriors love triangle in the NBA was weird . . .
With SI.com’s new report that the Dodgers are expressing interest in acquiring Manny Ramirez before the dreaded 4 p.m. trade deadline (T-minus 30 minutes away), could a deal propel L.A. to “Closest Team Ever to Replicate The 2003 Red Sox” [...]

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It’s been a yearly ritual in Boston since 2003 to devote a day’s worth of ink to Anti-Manny propaganda. Unlike Patriots Day in Massachusetts — an annual holiday held each April — nobody can quite precisely pinpoint this recent phase.
The Red Sox first put Manny on waivers in 2003, sparking an outrageously opinionated war between [...]

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This is how my buddy Andy — and probably the rest of the country — views Sox fans. Jägerbombs don’t fly in New England. Kuckleballs do.

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Tally another one in the “Douchebag Sox Fans That Took The Rivalry Way Too Far” category.
Walking back from Fourth of July fireworks in Falmouth, Mass., this 20-year-old punk spotted a car in traffic with New York license plates.
Upon further antagonizing the vehicle and bothering its occupants, the tool found out they were Yankees fans, then [...]

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Please, just stop.
I’m borderline embarrassed to be a Red Sox fan these days — almost to the point of saying, “I miss Dan Duquette’s (non-existant) marketing staff.”
Eric Wilbur of Boston.com (ironically, the birthplace of Sox Saturate: Soxuration) eloquently described what the force-fed ‘Red Sox Nation’ has cultivated into, much to the despise of our non-bandwagon [...]

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Always ensuring a well-rounded education to our readers:

Arizona’s Jordan Hill on voting: “I’m just gonna leave it to the professionals, I don’t know what’s going on. I ain’t looking at no CNN, no kinda news to see what’s going on, so I ain’t gonna vote.” (GoAZCats.com)
In effort to compete with YouTube’s “two girls one cup [...]

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