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Tomlinson, Kimbo Slice train like rednecks

August 19th, 2008 Trance No comments

Recently NFL superstar reveled how he trains: “The old school way, back in the day when we ain’t have nuttin’.” LT and ultimate fighter Kimbo Slice hooked up for an old school, redneck workout sesh.

Boxing refrigerators, squatting cars and more. It’s like a couple of black Larry the Cable Guys working out.

But we noticed a few things things missing from the workout

  • The dishwasher toss
  • The Chinese stovetop burning
  • The crib-full-of babies curl

(Via YardBarker)

John Daly beats Kid Rock in this round of ‘Who’s more redneck?’

June 26th, 2008 Trance No comments

When John Daly and Kid Rock got together to be part of a celebrity pro-am golf tournament in Grand Blanc, Mich., yesterday, everyone was aware of what could possibly happen. But nobody could have scripted what actually happened in a more festive and redneck manner.

Here’s what might have been said as John Daly and Kid Rock walked to the tee:

Kid Rock: Hey Tubbs, did you check out my sweetass overalls?

John Daly: You’re the trash of Detroit. Why’d we get paired up as partners? I thought you were a cowboy, bay-bee.

Kid Rock: Cowboys wear overalls these days. It’s what I use to draw attention since I’m a washup. What are you going to use to draw attention to yourself, besides that giant belly?

John Daly: I’m gonna hit the ball off of a 24-ounce can of Budweiser.
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