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The Weekend Lines

September 12th, 2008 Reezy No comments
Maybe Michael Phelps should start at wide receiver

Maybe Michael Phelps should start at wide receiver

SAM CASSELL (-1) over The Glass Ceiling for Aliens Coaching in the NBA, because Danny Ainge just offered him an assistant position.

Fatass Detroit Pistons Fans (+9) over NORMAL SEASON TICKET PACKAGES, because apparently now the Pistons offer meal plans.

Playing Football Underwater (+SPEEDOS) over HURRICANE IKE CANCELLATIONS, because right now, the Texas Tech game is still on, and this is what their stadium looks like.

Shitting your pants (-8) over LINDA COHN, because the editor of Deadspin has no game with the ladies.

PRANK CALLERS (+4.5) over Pete Carroll, because it’s not that hard to access a media teleconference.

Kanye West (+3) over EXPENSIVE CAMERAS because that that don’t kill him, makes him stronger.

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Thursday night live from the Link Factory

September 4th, 2008 Reezy No comments
Teamwork: Who needs an internship when your college president can help?

Teamwork: Who needs an internship when your college president can help?

Quick hits before you get your drank and two step on . . .

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Hours away from the start of greatness

August 28th, 2008 Reezy No comments

College football starts in a mere HOURS, so a quick roundup will have to do til then while we pregame . . .

  • Jay Mariotti, please don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Douchebag. (AwfulAnnouncing)
  • Michael Phelps: Olympian, eight-time gold metal winner, host of SNL. (Fanhouse)
  • Shawne Merriman is a complete idiot. (SportingNewsBlog)
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Our Friday Morning Favorites

August 22nd, 2008 Trance 1 comment
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Roundup: The Ultimate Shitty QB & company

August 20th, 2008 Reezy No comments

IRABOOOOO: George Steinbrenner once called ex-Yankee pitcher Hideki Irabu a “fat, pussy toad.”

It must be the toad species that can handle alcohol better than us humans, because Irabu was arrested last night for assault after consuming 20 beers in Japan.

Irabu “allegedly pushed the bartender against the wall, pulled his hair and smashed at least nine liquor bottles” after his credit card was rejected, according to the NY Post.

ANATOMY OF A SHITTY QUARTERBACK:

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Wednesday morning willies

August 13th, 2008 Trance No comments

A few things to get your grin goin’ this morning:

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