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Brady out for season; time to get Giselle Bundchen pregnant

September 8th, 2008 · 1 Comment

You may not be done crying over the fact that Tom Brady is out for the season, but he’s slipped into celebratory mode.
You read that correctly.
You see, Patriots Nation has just lost its starting quarterback but Giselle Bundchen Nation has just gained a partner for the Mattress Mambo for the rest of the fall and the entire winter.
Sources close to [...]

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Tags: NFL

Jenna Jameson helps PETA become new MAXIM

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Amanda Beard. Alicia Silverstone. Eva Mendes. Christina Applegate. Kimora Lee Simmons. And now . . . Jenna Jameson?
Jameson, the most popular porn star ever, is PETA’s newest nude model, paving way for the animal rights and a stupid ass reason to show rediculously hot women in their most natural state. Look out MAXIM!
Funny thing is [...]

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Tags: People of character · WTF? · Would You Beat?

Know how I know you’re gay? You think the ‘Bikini’ Olympics makes Satan happy

August 13th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s no secret that the Olympics have changed quite a bit in the past few decades. Olympians are stronger, faster and better trained than before. World records are constantly being broken (Michael Phelps has broken more than two dozen) and yes, more skin is shown than ever before.
This isn’t your grandparents’ Olympics.
But because Olympians are [...]

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Tags: Dumbass · Olympics

So this is how Erin Andrews likes it in bed

July 27th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Ever wonder how ESPN sideline goddess Erin Andrews likes it in bed?
Sure you have.
She recently told Sporting News that she can do without all the stuff that usually goes on beds — like pillows, the blanket and the comforter.
Just a flat surface, really.
“When watching Gator football or basketball, I have to be upstairs, sitting on [...]

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Tags: College football · College hoops · People of character

By wearing this t-shirt you will automatically get laid

July 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Available at the new shop.thesportsculture.com

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Tags: Announcements

Screw ’em doggy style, then kill ’em? Even Michael Vick would be ashamed

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments

There are sometimes when you wake up, roll over and ask yourself, “Why in the world did I just have sex with that?” But even if she was a negative number on the 1-10 scale, and you made a dirty movie capturing you and the beast doing the ‘tween-the-sheets tango, you wouldn’t kill her would [...]

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Tags: Not Quite Sure · douchebags

New Busch Stadium now home to softcore porn, cougar-sluts

June 22nd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Through the voice of Jeanne Zelasko:
“What happens when a 55-year-old overweight Cardinals fan throws perfect game! At Busch Stadium, nevertheless! It’s the Cougar! The Fan! Lovefest 2008! Saturday afternoon! Yelling! Live from St. Louis! Next on FOX!”
TheDirty.com brings us another tale from the bleachers, this time coming in a statutory-esque manner. According to the site,
“From [...]

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Tags: MLB · People of character · Would You Beat?

The great debut of TSC’s Writer’s Cock

June 20th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Editor’s Note: Ari tries to be the most sexually inappropiate person at all times — most notably in the conference room where it shouldn’t be allowed. But it’s all for laughs. All writers get writer’s block at times but Ari, more often than not, get’s writer’s cock — where the sexual juices, mixed in with [...]

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Tags: Not Quite Sure

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