You may not be done crying over the fact that Tom Brady is out for the season, but he’s slipped into celebratory mode.
You read that correctly.
You see, Patriots Nation has just lost its starting quarterback but Giselle Bundchen Nation has just gained a partner for the Mattress Mambo for the rest of the fall and the entire winter.
Sources close to TSC say that after putting a Rubik’s Cube on the green today, Tiger Woods text messaged Tom Brady and told him it’s hammer time. While Tiger’s been rehabbing from a knee injury, he got his wifey pregnant. He suggested that Brady should do the same to his girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Giselle Bundchen.
Tiger to Brady:
Sry bout ur knee man. But at least now U can get SACKED! Lolz. Let me kno when the baby shower iz.
Amanda Beard. Alicia Silverstone. Eva Mendes. Christina Applegate. Kimora Lee Simmons. And now . . . Jenna Jameson?
Jameson, the most popular porn star ever, is PETA’s newest nude model, paving way for the animal rights and a stupid ass reason to show rediculously hot women in their most natural state. Look out MAXIM!
Funny thing is that Jenna Jamison is the new Barry Bonds — a complete walking oxymoron. Bonds wants to coach college baseball, where illegal things happen all the time, but he can’t even follow the rules in the MLB.
Jameson is advertising a sex-free world for animals to reduce the number of stray dogs and cats. It’s a fact, however, that Ms. Doggy Style herself recently became PREGOS!
Simply said: If you’re gonna talk the talk, you should walk the walk.
It’s no secret that the Olympics have changed quite a bit in the past few decades. Olympians are stronger, faster and better trained than before. World records are constantly being broken (Michael Phelps has broken more than two dozen) and yes, more skin is shown than ever before.
This isn’t your grandparents’ Olympics.
But because Olympians are sexier than ever and are showing more skin, there is at least one man out there calling these Games the “Bikini Olympics.” He is none other than Saudi Cleric Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid. He’s a Saudi Islamic lecturer and author, 
showing up on Saudi TV shows often. In an interview with Al-Majd TV on Sunday, Al-Munajid called the Beijing Olympics “satanic.”
How come modern sports – especially women’s sports – involve the exposure of private parts? It is well known that the Olympics – both in the past and the upcoming games … the world’s worst display of women’s clothing is the women’s Olympics. No exposure of women’s private parts on a global scale could make Satan happier than Olympic games that include women’s sports.
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Ever wonder how ESPN sideline goddess Erin Andrews likes it in bed?
Sure you have.
She recently told Sporting News that she can do without all the stuff that usually goes on beds — like pillows, the blanket and the comforter.
Just a flat surface, really.
“When watching Gator football or basketball, I have to be upstairs, sitting on my bed. My bed has to be totally cleared of the pillows, comforter and the blanket.
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There are sometimes when you wake up, roll over and ask yourself, “Why in the world did I just have sex with that?” But even if she was a negative number on the 1-10 scale, and you made a dirty movie capturing you and the beast doing the ‘tween-the-sheets tango, you wouldn’t kill her would you?
You may lynch yourself, but you wouldn’t kill her.
So why now, after three dogs — no, literal dogs — have been forced to engage in sex acts on tape with a perverted man and woman in their 50s in Oklahoma, are authorities threatening to put these dogs down?
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