Puma’s latest marketing scheme involves a whole lot of booty— err, rather —”Batty” shaking. It’s almost way too intentional to put together “lasting 9.69 seconds” + “sexy booty shaking” with a joke about a 15-year-old’s first experience in bed. Not to mention the whole 69 part. Usian Bolt: You are not a man! Do not brag about this!
When she was eight months pregnant with twinsies, Jennifer Lopez decided that she wanted to participate in a triathlon — swimming, running and biking. Not only would it be a good reason to raise money for charity, but it would be a good way for J-Lo to get back into shape.
“If I have to crawl across that finish line, I am going to. I keep telling myself that when I’m training, ‘This is for charity. Your kids are going to know about this. Don’t embarrass the family! Get it done, Lopez!’ “But the swimming is a killer, I’m not a natural.”
Amanda Beard and Anna Kournikova have jumped on the triathlon bandwagon as well, making us more a fan of the biking, swimming, running combo than Olympic badminton. Well, that wasn’t too hard to do, now was it?
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Ping pong has never been very exciting unless Forrest Gump was playing it or if it was called beer pong. But like many other “sports” that don’t take a lot of athletic ability, it cracked its way into the Olympics.
The table tennis gurus have finally realized that sex sells and want players to dress sexier. And we’re OK with this.
“We are trying to push the players to use skirts and also nicer shirts, not the shirts that are made for men, but ones with more curves,” International Table Tennis Federation (ITTF) vice president Claude Bergeret said.
So far Japan’s Naomi Yotsumoto has tried to dress sexier. A for effort but it’s still not enough. We’re excited that this issue is being addressed, though. This is what it could look like in the future:
My jaw dropped upon reading this headline. Then, a pissed off face immediately took over, as I felt ripped off and screwed over.
But after a few minutes of rational thinking: a large grin.
Giggidy.
The headline, “Cut drinking age to 18, college presidents urge,” gave us more mixed emotions than a junior high school girl’s P.E. locker room. Reasoning:
College presidents from about 100 of the nation’s best-known universities, including Duke, Dartmouth and Ohio State, are calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying current laws actually encourage dangerous binge drinking on campus.
Which leads us to a 12-part series here on the ‘Culture on the effects of lowering the drinking age to 18. Here’s what our editorial board is planning:
Lingerie. Busty babes. And soccer. Need we say more? Sincerely, The Samsung Viral Video Marketing Department.
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Teenage superstar hottie Miley Cyrus was at the beach in Malibu yesterday to film scenes for her Disney show “Hannah Montana.” She danced, sung and rode on a surfboard carried by a bunch of guys.
But what she did that stood out the most is shake that body that men across America are waiting to turn 18. (Two years, four months and 12 days to be exact).
Cyrus touched herself while she danced, she shook that booty and she most certainly got the attention of one confused sports fan. Check out the dude in the background wearing a Denver basketball jersey and a New York Yankees cap.
This isn’t something this dude did on accident. The mugshot of him on his badge shows he’s wearing the Yankees lid.
There’s really not much beef between Denver and New York unless teams of the two cities are playing each other. The “rivalry,” if there is such a thing, is pretty tame. But it’s still not right.
