In effort to provide breath of fresh air from non-stop Olympic and Favre coverage, we’ve got an Animal Planet-esque photo essay to remind sports fans that Major League Baseball still plays regular season games this time of year.
Our buddy Kevin, a surviving SF Giants fan, recently paid his respects to Cooperstown and snagged us a [...]
The asterisk* photographed in its natural habitat
August 10th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: MLB · douchebags
Is the whole USA hoops team on steroids?
August 8th, 2008 · No Comments
Obviously not — they’re just really, really good. But as the Olympics kick off in Beijing today, it’s something to ponder, not only about the hoopers, but regarding all Olympic athletes with more ink splurged around than a messy, ugly printer paper jam.
A new study shows that some dopers may be drugging up through tattoo [...]
Candid quote of the year
July 16th, 2008 · No Comments
“My TV broke and I said, ‘Damn, I got to get it off the dresser,’ and it was right there.”
– Kirk Radomski, a convicted steroid distributor, on finding a Roger Clemens’ shipping receipt for HGH under his old television. [Story]
Tags: Not Quite Sure
Jose Canseco’s steroids fall him, gets dropped fast in boxing ring; Stephen A. Smith’s arrogance gets injection in ass as well
July 14th, 2008 · No Comments
In a celebrity boxing match this weekend, former MLB player Jose Canseco got knocked down twice by former NFL running back Via Sikahema. Check that, he got kocked the fuck out!
In just a minute and 37 seconds into the match he was done. Stick a fork in him.
steroids suck, Canseco. You should find the dude [...]
There can only be one: Balls shrinkage.
July 4th, 2008 · No Comments
The NBA advertising dept. earned some street credit this year in the remake department:
Call your doctor if an erection lasts over four hours
June 10th, 2008 · No Comments
As the Roger Clemens smear campaign keeps getting uglier, at what point in time does an artificial boost in confidence cum into play?
Common now, let’s just leave out all sexual puns between baseball and sex on this one — Clemens took Viagra, according to the New York Daily News.
Oh screw that.
The timeline of the Rocket’s [...]
Tags: MLB

