For those of you who felt a little less manly when watching the women’s swimming events at the Olympics — it’s okay, most of them could probably kill you in an arm wrestling match.
Then there’s Stephanie Rice. She’s the Alicia Sacramone of the pool.
Rice, an Audtrailian, received her first-ever Olympic medal in Beijing, placing first [...]

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It’s not like your grandmother was hovering over the wall looking down on Michael Phelps and Milorad Cavic with a stopwatch. The swimmers have to push a touchpad. So why was there any controversy at all when Phelps beat Milorad by 1/100th of a second in last week’s 100-meter butterfly?
The official timekeeper, Omega, released a [...]

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Michael Phelps most likely won’t be swimming laps in this pool, but after winning eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics, he’ll have plenty of women lined up to chill with him in it.
Que “Welcome to the Good Life,” by Kanye West.
The pool is just part of his new 4,080 square feet condo that’s on [...]

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Over the past 72 hours, Michael Phelps has racked up a total of 50,000+ Facebook wall posts, with more and more compiling by the second. With so much content to choose from, we ventured into the crowd to find the Mihcael Phelps Facebook Wall Post Of The Day:
Today’s winner is a response to the thousands [...]

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Chad Johnson is the one who wants to legally change his name to Ocho Cinco. But after last night, that may be a better name for Michael Phelps, whose eight (Ocho) Olympic gold medals have marked his signed 2004 Athens trading card with a $500 (Cinco) price tag. Oh yeah, and that was before he got his eighth [...]

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Congratulated Michael Phelps for winning one of his many gold medals in Beijing.
Farted.
Got his toes stepped on by Michael Phelps’ size 14 foot.
Asked Michael Phelps if he was a man or a fish.
Released a tear in a fierce game of “Don’t Blink.”
Said, “Now turn your head and cough.”
Asked Michael Phelps if he could melt his [...]

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Completed the biggest upset in the 4×100 meter relay history over heavily-favored France by .08 seconds.
Had a group circle jerk sesh all over France’s flag.
Unloaded a massive dump on top of France’s flag.
Heard France’s national anthem.
Saw a French woman’s hairy armpits.
Got blown by French women with hairy armpits.
Taught French swimmer Alain Bernard to shut his [...]

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