Here’s a thought: Instead of admitting to video game glitches, why not just make them reality? It’s the equivalent to editing Wikipedia to prove an argument. (I am never, ever wrong. Trust me.)
That’s what Tiger Woods did, in response to a glitch in his video game that allowed users to walk on water. No shocker [...]

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IRABOOOOO: George Steinbrenner once called ex-Yankee pitcher Hideki Irabu a “fat, pussy toad.”
It must be the toad species that can handle alcohol better than us humans, because Irabu was arrested last night for assault after consuming 20 beers in Japan.
Irabu “allegedly pushed the bartender against the wall, pulled his hair and smashed at least nine [...]

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Sure, the Boston Celtics captured the biggest single-season comeback in NBA history this year, but has 2008 already eclipsed the biggest one-year sports turnaround in… Earth history?
Those daunting memories of sports in 2007 are over; Michael Vick is locked up, Tim Donaghy is on his way, Pacman Adam Jones is a good guy again, SpyGate [...]

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The media is clever.
They has us all thinking Tiger Woods was taking a sabbatical from golf until January to get surgery done on his knee. But TSC has learned the truth: Earth’s god of golf is actually in a coma-like state of mind.
Tiger’s “dormant state,” as doctors have begun calling it, is the result of [...]

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You can be Urkel or you can be Juliet’s Romeo. You can be LeBron or you can be Poindexter. You can ace your tests or you can party late. You can rock white Ts or Lacoste Polos.
Or you can do all of the above. That would make you a Nerdy McFly.
Nerdy McFly? Isn’t that some [...]

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Almost one week removed from a more-than-moral victory at the US Open, Rocco Mediate is still receiving a deal of attention.
Mediate forced 19 holes of playoff golf against The All Mighty Tiger Woods in the highest rated US Open since 2002. However, en route of almost slaying the immortal, Mediate talked up to Tiger like [...]

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The pain finally caught up to Tiger Woods.
Just two days after he beat Rocco Mediate in a U.S. Open playoff Monday, it was announced that Tiger Woods will miss the remainder of the season to undergo surgery on his ACL while also rehabbing a double stress fracture on his left tibia.
This comes two months after [...]

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