No area is sacred, not even the beloved beaches. Gangs and gang signs are everywhere you look. The beach volleyball players, whether you like it or not, are pretty hood. Our investigators have decoded some signs for you so you know what they mean next time you’re staring at these asses:

GANG SIGN: I can Fit Two in Here

GANG SIGN: The Bowling Ball

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For those of you still complaining about how our Party School rankings are worse than the BCS, please send your valued feedback here.

Thanks -BZ

I think the nation can agree to disagree on this whole “My Party School Is Better Than Yours” ordeal. But amidst a lot of yelling, screaming and life-altering name-calling on TSC’s commenting machine, we’d like to award our winner for favorite response:

B-Reezy is a little closer than PR. But having LSU way down at #9 is ridiculous.

Not only do we party like hell in Baton Rouge but we do it with a lot of diversity. With 14 gay bars and 34% of our greeks being homosexuals, no one can compete with our embrace of all things party! — [Link]

Bravo! Thank you Lester! Now if only people felt that strongly about their favorite presidential candidate.

It’s Sunday and we’re dressed to kill and on our way out to party out the end of the weekend. Don’t worry, we didn’t forget the cufflinks:

• The best looking women of the Olympics (The Big Lead)
• Nice stalker photos of Erin Andrews’ booty (Busted Coverage)
• Madden 2009 touchdown celebrations (Awful Announcing)
• The Emeka Okafor Photoshop Tribute (BobcatsPlanet)
• The 2012 Olympic mascot (DigitalHeadbutt)

. . . and your stocking awaits this gem.

Check out our new line of merch so insane that it makes Affliction look straight:

• A broad array of “Would You Beat” t-shirts!
• All-new “Go Buck Wild” best seller
• Quite literally, Pre-Madonna
• For those vertically challenged
• And in honor of Brandon Jennings

• Jobs open to Brett Favre outside of football (Boosh)
• Is your love for beer pong worth cold sores? (Banned In Hollywood)
• Brandon Jennings IS a trendsetter. (AJC)
• Breaking the world record for being kicked in the balls (Tastybooze)
• Play classic Nintendo games on your computer (Nintendo8)
• Jerryd Bayless and his publicity photos (TheSportsHernia)
• Top college football mascots (BleacherReport)
• Other tennis stars who should do Playboy (ClubhouseCancer)
• What to name your fantasy football team (KSK)
• Michelle Wie is going to try to play with men. Again. (Golf.com)

• Joe Buck, FOX play-by-play announcer, doesn’t really watch sports. He watches the bachelorette. (Awful Announcing)
• Conspiracy: Team USA basketball not fond of the all day i dream about sex company. (CNBC)
• The sloppy career of A-Rod’s off-field adventures must be a family thing: his wife Cynthia is bangin’ Lenny Kravitz (all together now, “ohhh! I want to get awayyyy! I want to flyyyyyy awayyyy yeahhhh yeahhhh!) (Barstool)
• An ode to this country (KSK)
• No more standing in tackle football stadiums. (The Sports Hernia)