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We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?

But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.

But here’s the kicker. The fans actually DO have to get their asses up and go to the concession stands. It’s not room service at all. When you get to the concession stand your order is supposed to be ready but you still have to stand in line with other text-orderers and then pay for your purchase.

It’s a will-call for food and nothing more. It’s the Fast Pass system for Disney Land. Yeah, it’s a good concept to begin with. But when everyone and their mothers start doing it, the regular lines actually become shorter.

As if Americans needed another reason to text.

The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.

Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?

[ratings]

. . . with the exception of yesterday’s most important match up, in what felt like yet another BCS National Championship game in the sense that:

1. Ohio State lost
2. ESPN had two sideline reporters and the College Gameday crew at the game
3. An excessively long halftime
4. The nostalgic pregame and postgame coverage
5. Ohio State lost
6. Erin Andrews looked fine (which is sorta true for any day that ends in ‘y’)
7. Students lined up 31 hours in advance.
8. Ohio State lost

In this modern day of technology, businesses and organizations continue to rely on old-school teleconferences, essentially leaving the gap open for pranksters who can figure out what line to dial into. Observe:

Any questions for Pete Carroll?

Pranker: Regarding the Pac-10, I was wondering what players in the conference are packing 10 in their shorts? Like who’s got the biggest . . .

Moderator: Cut him off, please.

Pranker: That’s a legitimate question.

Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.

They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that ranks schools based on their respective women studying at each fine educational institution. Quite accurately, the list goes ASU, U of A, USC, Oregon and UCLA in the top-5, followed by a talent gap wider than Michael Strahan’s two front teeth.

(Noteworthy: Yes, No. 8-ranked Cal may have the hottest pole vaulter in America, but there’s no “pole” in “team.”)