It’s no secret that Michael Phelps has some new admirers that he didn’t have two weeks ago. That includes crushes from ladies all over the planet. Even AT&T has jumped on the bandwagon of love and fanship.

We can guarantee, however, that there are new Phelps Phans that the swimmer wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot poll. This Ms. Piggy look-alike is a good example. What a jewel.

But to answer your question, Ms. Piggy: No, Phelps is not gay. You haven’t seen him with a woman because the only time you’ve seen him in your life is in the past week-and-a-half because you turned on the television (surprise) instead of walking your fat ass on a treadmill and you wanted to tune into what the rest of the world was witnessing.

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