She could be watching the game, too, but she chooses to let her female emotions take over.
TSC Reader Kathy: Check out this new site! Finally a site that tells the whiny WAFS to S T F U!!!!!!
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The site is brilliantly titled, AgainstWomenWhoHateSports.com.
About a month ago, we found out about a group of evil women called Women Against Fantasy Sports, angry women who felt slighted by stats, scores and injuries. To them, we said they were demanding too much from their men and not letting them live their lives to the fullest potential of manhood.
Clearly we’re not the only ones who thought this, hence the creation of AWWHS.
And you know what is the greatest part about this site? It’s clearly run by a woman sports lover.
The Hardwood Hotties section features D. Wayde and Josh Howard, not scantily clad cheerleaders. And we’re OK with that, because there’s also a cheerleaders section. Happiness for all!
No doubt, this gal gets it. Many men love sports. Many women love sports. Don’t be the nagging person who pulls down the sports lover.
End of message.
The LPGA has adopted a new rule stating that members must speak English or they will be suspended, you know, because a woman’s language has so much to do with how far she can hit the ball.
Though we’re all for All-American pride, this is ridiculous. Can you imagine how many MLB players would be suspended from play if they were forced to speak English? If that were the case, you can say Sayonara to many Japanese greats in the Big Leagues.
But, apparently, is different, according to deputy commissioner Libba Galloway.
“Why now? Athletes now have more responsibilities and we want to help their professional development. There are more fans, more media and more sponsors. We want to help our athletes as best we can succeed off the golf co
urse as well as on it.”
The LPGA’s membership includes 121 international players from 26 countries; 45 are South Koreans. It shu be so mush fawn to see da gofers tak vewy good in the footure.
Other tests that members of the LPGA should be required to pass when the 2009 deadline rolls around:
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Remember all those days of recess in middle school when getting a girl on your team was worse than playing a 4 vs. 5? Well, our anti-feminism streak continues here with a new study proving that women are not good at sports. Or at least, not as good as the superior gender.
Todd Gallagher (not that it really matters who it is) examined record Olympic times, and figured out that the world’s best women are only equal to a 15-year-old boy, according to his report.
In sport after sport, evidence shows that the top female professional athletes in the world are on par with the best American 14- and 15-year-old boys. Nearly every female Olympic record in speed, strength, and endurance events falls between the records set by the best American 14- and 15-year-old boys
Again: Disclaimer: We love women. Heck, we even have a whole photos section of women. But when people wonder why the WNBA is the WNBA, then ask yourself, why doesn’t my city’s 15-year-old in-town team sell out a 18,000-seat venue.
This calls for a MANTAGE! YOU’RE WELCOME!
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Dearest members of Women Against Fantasy Sports,
Let us start off by saying that we truly love the women species. Everything about it. You’re so sensual, you make us whole and we absolutely couldn’t live without you. But you know what? We feel the exact same about sports. Every little nuance about sports.
We love stats and scores and cheerleader whores. We love hats, bats and gaudy backtats. We love scorers, fourth quarters and sideline reporters. We love slick plays, trick plays . . . we could go on for days.
And we really, really love that sports unites men. We’re not saying that sports isn’t for women, because really, sports is for everyone, but it can be argued that men enjoy it the most. And one of the newest things about sports that we love involves fantasy. Not a normal man’s fantasy — the Super Bowl with beer, then a steak with beer, then a threesome with twins, then a beer, then bed without pillow talk — but fantasy with professional athletes. A fantasy where you own a team full of star players and you control the roster.
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It’s no secret that the Olympics have changed quite a bit in the past few decades. Olympians are stronger, faster and better trained than before. World records are constantly being broken (Michael Phelps has broken more than two dozen) and yes, more skin is shown than ever before.
This isn’t your grandparents’ Olympics.
But because Olympians are sexier than ever and are showing more skin, there is at least one man out there calling these Games the “Bikini Olympics.” He is none other than Saudi Cleric Sheikh Muhammad Al-Munajid. He’s a Saudi Islamic lecturer and author, 
showing up on Saudi TV shows often. In an interview with Al-Majd TV on Sunday, Al-Munajid called the Beijing Olympics “satanic.”
How come modern sports – especially women’s sports – involve the exposure of private parts? It is well known that the Olympics – both in the past and the upcoming games … the world’s worst display of women’s clothing is the women’s Olympics. No exposure of women’s private parts on a global scale could make Satan happier than Olympic games that include women’s sports.
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Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.
They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that ranks schools based on their respective women studying at each fine educational institution. Quite accurately, the list goes ASU, U of A, USC, Oregon and UCLA in the top-5, followed by a talent gap wider than Michael Strahan’s two front teeth.
(Noteworthy: Yes, No. 8-ranked Cal may have the hottest pole vaulter in America, but there’s no “pole” in “team.”)
