It’s a good time to be a beer maker in Milwaukee.
What other city in American can clinch a playoff spot for the first time since 1982 with Dale Sveum (who?) as an interim head coach?
Sure, its location in the frozen midwest tundra typically scares off most of our nation’s finest blondes and broads.
Amazing what October [...]

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Email: Not that anything successful has come out of the Chicago State athletics department, but maybe the Volleyball team has potential? Would You Beat?
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We’ve actually got a close call here. Unlike previous editions of Would You Beat — where borderline super models easily get five stars — the Chicago State Cougars volleyball team brings up [...]

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Arizona’s got those cute softball players, Cal’s got that smoke show pole vaulter, and now, Fresno State (who?) has soccer’s golden girl?
Bulldog Nation, please welcome the new face of your university: Molly Nizzoli.
She’s just a quiet 17-year-old freshman looking to make a big impact. Aren’t we all?
“If I could change one thing about myself it [...]

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Move over, Jenn Sterger, you’re not the only football babe in the Sunshine state.
Meet the Gator Girl Heidi, who debuted this photo album in August.
It’s only a matter of time before ESPN snatches a ten-second clip of Heidi going bazonkers in the stands, followed by the obligatory “oh, wow, thousands of students just submitted an [...]

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Andy Roddick is a lucky, lucky dude.
Not only is he one of the greatest tennis players in the whole freaking world, but his finacee is pretty smoking. Yeah, being a Sports Illustrated model will do that to you.
Would you beat?

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People say to be careful of people with two first names, such as Michael Scott or Andruw Jones. But what about those people with names that are composed by Verb + Noun?
Certainly, USA soccer goalie Hope Solo fits into that genre. But also certain, she fits into our Would You Beat series of women in [...]

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Brett Favre AND Jen Sterger? It’s the blockbuster of the century!
In an effort to boost the performance — and of course, ratings — of its game day performance, the New York Jets acquired lil’ miss sassy herself, Jen Sterger, along with one of the greatest signal callers of all time.
As evident by this edition of Would You [...]

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A few drastically different definitions here: When asked on this site, “Would You Beat,” we’re referring to a hypothetical decision: Is this respectable female worthy of meeting your parents and starting a family?
In today’s instance, however, this chick would literally beat the shit out of you. Meet Gina “Crush” Carano, an MMA Fighter and American [...]

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