Introducing a new Olympic sport: Bowling and wrestling, married together on one circular mat.

We don’t know what the caption says at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen but does it really matter? The blue team is clearly winning by at least three-and-a-half knuckles.

The wrestler on the red team is so glad the Olympics are over. That dude won’t shit right for two weeks.

Quick shots before you hit the bars:

• Tampa Bay Rays fans begin to develop Us-Against-World attitude. (Barstool)
• Let’s hear it for the New York Yankees and relations with wash-up singers! On deck: A-Rod and Madonna! (NY Daily News)
• What NBA Commish David Stern is brainstorming for future NBA Drafts. (The Sports Hernia)
• MySpace toolboxes don’t even deserve a spot in the shed. (Uncoached)
• Now this is how you pin an opponent in high school wrestling. (The YouTube machine)

You can be Urkel or you can be Juliet’s Romeo. You can be LeBron or you can be Poindexter. You can ace your tests or you can party late. You can rock white Ts or Lacoste Polos.

Or you can do all of the above. That would make you a Nerdy McFly.

Nerdy McFly? Isn’t that some sort of comic book?

No, it’s an ideology all about balance. You can be smart and you can be cool at the same time. If you’re laughing, it’s because you’re not a Nerdy McFly yet. You don’t understand.

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